Re: explaining the absurd looking but useful wrap
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Posted by Anon on September 08, 1999 at 16:59:24:
In Reply to: explaining the absurd looking but useful wrap posted by Catherine Cartwright Jones on September 08, 1999 at 02:52:41:
: When people ask you why you are wrapped up like Frankenstein's Bride : ...answer: (pick one) Rev. Bunny, these definitely go into my personal collection on mehndi! (along with the sensible suggestions for minimizing smears...) One note:
: 5) That's where the CIA just implanted my new cyborg chips. When the : wraps come off tomorrow, I'll be hyper-intelligent and invincible. : Try not to annoy me. Good, but unconvincing. (This from someone who's had government-related jobs and gotten asked very weird questions.) The standard (convincing, though untruthful) reply is: "I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to talk about that." If they persist, the follow-up is: "I work for the government. I'm sorry, but disclosure is forbidden. For your own sake, please desist." Tossing in a "Ma'am" or "Sir" can double your credibility. Have fun, y'all!
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