Beer Bellies really shouldn't have stretch marks

Beer Bellies really shouldn't have stretch marks. Most of the studs here have carefully cultivated six-pack-abs, but others have gone straight for the keg.

Each of them has spent hours in front of a mirror ... spiking hair, defining muscles, fitting in lip or ear plugs, depilatating tattoos for the best effect, and arranging their jeans for that "just got laid" look. (how do they bend over without their jeans falling off?). Though they walk with faux carelessness, they are a vain and self-absorbed crowd!

Most of the men have some sort of conspicuous display of pain tolerance, and sneer at something that feels nice. They watch me hennaeing girl after girl, wondering when the bleeding will start.

The girls seem unimpressed with testosterone on parade.